Starfleet Jedi

So, the NSEA Protector, while just leaving the remnants of Thermia, goes to the galaxy very very very very far away, and has a run-in with Dark Helmet and his assholes. Meanwhile, a certain Winnebago finds itself facing Sarris and his goons. Can the two ships survive the other galaxies? Who will give up? Who will surrender? Will "The Schwartz" help?

Everyone knows that Sarris' sensors would get spoofed by Lonestar and Barf jaming them (probably raspberry, too). ;-)
-Mike