Starfleet Jedi

It's the Zombie Uprising. Taran'atar, Ash Williams, Aisha ClanClan, and Solid Snake have to fight their way through 30,000 Shaun of the Dead Zombies and 15,000 Deadites all the way to the Zombie overlord, Zombie Santa.

Taran'atar has:
Phaser Rifle
Hand Phaser
Jem'Hadar Longsword

Ash has:
Chainsaw
Shotgun

Aisha has:
Caster Gun
Beast Form

Snake has:
SAIGA-12
NIKITA Rocket Launcher
Cardboard Box

Our heroes win if they can either kill all the Undead, or if they can kill Zombie Santa. The Zombies win if, well, it's kind of obvious how they would win.

And our heroes will also get a bit of help from this guy.

How does this mayhem play out?

If the phasers can do everything that they have been shown or said capable of doing, then those would be my choice as long as I get a good power pack supply for ammo to mow through thousands of zombies to get to the "boss" Zombie Santa, and then let Aisha in beast mode take him to the cleaners with everyone else as back up.
-Mike

Come to think of it, this scenario would make an interesting fan fiction. Two humans who all but epitomize Badass, a Jem'Hadar, and a Ctarl-Ctarl have to fight their way through the Undead, to Zombie Santa, some ungodly hybrid between Santa Claus and Nurgle. When should I get started?