Creepiest Star Trek Episode

[TheRainKing777]

Why would you want that?

[mojo]

uh, why WOULDN'T i want that?

[TheRainKing777]

Because haunted houses make bills go up.

[mojo]

where do YOU live? haunted houses depreciate market value. thus, rent goes DOWN.

[TheRainKing777]

Why are you following me?

Let me spell it out for you:

Ghosts mess with pipes, banging them and whatnot. Replacing pipes costs money. Leaked water costs money. Fires because of wet electrical lines costs money.

MATH

[mojo]

wouldn't the leaked water put out the fire?

[TheRainKing777]

Not if they happened at opposite ends of the house.

[mojo]

but how would a fire start from wet electrical wires if the leak occurred at the other end of the house? is the water causing the electrical wires to start the fire some other, non-ghost related accidental spillage?

[TheRainKing777]

Ghosts do crazy stuff. Why are you arguing about it? Ghosts kill people and break mirrors. They do stuff that does damage and damage costs money!

MATH