Q vs. Tzeentch...

[Khas]

... In a game of Risk.

The rules:
-Neither Q nor Tzeentch are allowed to kill each other.
-Both can turn their armies into whatever they want, provided that they're still small enough to be used as pieces. Insta-win pieces are not allowed. Neither is turning their opponents armiy pieces into something else.
-Neither is allowed to call on outside help. (Like they'd need it.)

Now, who wins this game of strategy?

[sonofccn]

neither. Tzeentch will mumble "All according to plan" every five minutes, even before the game has started, and Q likely will get bored and wink out to go bother Picard again.