For old times' sake... Worf versus Superman

[Narsil]

If anyone recalls Ye Olde ST-V-SW.Net website, we had an old tradition (started by yours truly) of throwing Worf up against insurmountable odds. And this is what I bring today; a new Worf versus a set of Insurmountable Odds. This set being more powerful than a locomotive, faster than a speeding bullet, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!

The combatants start out in a dome-shaped arena which is two miles in radius, with both heroes being clothed in their typical outfits. Superman is unarmed (as per usual), but Worf has a choice of any of his usual melee weapons, either unarmed, bat'leth, or those twin knife things that I'm afraid I don't remember the name of from First Contact.

Superman is assumed to be the Brandon Routh version.

Have fun!

[Mike DiCenso]

Worf cheats. Having scanned the Last Son of Krypton well in advance, he replicates a kryptonite bat'leth and changes the light in the arena to that of the red krypton sun, thus making Sups extremely weak and sick. Worf wins.
-Mike

[Mith]

Assuming Worf doesn't cheat?

He gets his ass nailed to the fucking wall.

[Lucky]

<Silly>Worf wins because phasers are FTL, and sufficiently advanced enough to count as magic.</Silly> ^_^