Furrious attack on Zion : A fluffy rush !

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Furrious attack on Zion : A fluffy rush !

Post by Mr. Oragahn » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:38 am

Just like in the last Matrix movie, the robots' drillers punch through the roof of the underground city of Zion.
Humans and their mechs are ready to unleash fire against the hordes of the machine squids.
Unfortunately for the humans, their last craft crashed inside a tunnel far, far from the city, so they decided to close all doors.
But that's not the worst part.

Instead of squids, hundreds upon hundreds of Ewoks are pouring through the holes, riding their gliders, armed with rocks.
Finally, more than two thousand of furballs invade Zion, with the resolute goal to eat some humans tonight. Logray is commanding them, but he's not at the front of the assault. He comes with ten small satchels of Growing Powder, which for this scenario can only be used on Ewoks. One satchel per Ewok. Makes an Ewok grow to ten times its height (proportions are conserved). Logray has no Force powers though, and wields no staff whatsoever (or any other artifact).

Each Ewok pilots a glider which comes with two heavy stones as seen in the ROTJ (the ones thrown onto AT-STs) and a ten meters long solid rope.
Each Ewok also carries a bow with a dozen arrows, a sling and one of those short lances.

Can the humans survive the might of the Furrush?

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Re: Furrious attack on Zion : A fluffy rush !

Post by Lucky » Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:58 am

Did you remove the Ewok's god like powers to try to give the humans a chance? They took on the Empire's best troops and only lost a tiny percentage of their number without those powers. I hardly see this as fair. Ewoks are some of the most powerful, and skilled warriors in Star Wars this just isn't fair.^_^

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Post by Mr. Oragahn » Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:55 pm

What do you mean??? It's a fair scenario!!!!
Waah!!
The humans have those silly mechas to show down Ewoks in droves, and I'm curious about what they can achieve once they land on the ground. Humans had rocket launchers and I think some small firearms.

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Re: Furrious attack on Zion : A fluffy rush !

Post by Trinoya » Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:24 pm

I'm pretty sure the quantum rift spears that the ewoks carry, the ones that can absorb gigatons of firepower (as they are made out of the quantum rift trees on Endor) will easily allow the ewoks to deflect the bullets.... one spear should be able to take out the entire command center.

In the event they can't successfully throw the spear, they will send in the blackhole hammer soldiers... Zion falls in a matter of minutes.

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Re: Furrious attack on Zion : A fluffy rush !

Post by Lucky » Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:27 am

Mr. Oragahn wrote:What do you mean??? It's a fair scenario!!!!
Waah!!
The humans have those silly mechas to show down Ewoks in droves, and I'm curious about what they can achieve once they land on the ground. Humans had rocket launchers and I think some small firearms.
^_^The Ewoks beat storm troopers to death even though the storm troops had armor on. The arrows they fired easily penetrated armor meant to protect from the mighty blaster, and you expect Ewoks to die to the weak guns and rockets of those poorly designed walkers that leave the pilots fully exposed?.^_^
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Seriously

The humans are using mecha that leaves them completely exposed to Ewok attacks, and has no armor. The Ewoks are at least not stupid. The APU has to be the worst designed armor/mecha i know of.

http://matrix.wikia.com/wiki/APU

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