Starfleet Jedi

If anyone recalls Ye Olde ST-V-SW.Net website, we had an old tradition (started by yours truly) of throwing Worf up against insurmountable odds. And this is what I bring today; a new Worf versus a set of Insurmountable Odds. This set being more powerful than a locomotive, faster than a speeding bullet, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!

The combatants start out in a dome-shaped arena which is two miles in radius, with both heroes being clothed in their typical outfits. Superman is unarmed (as per usual), but Worf has a choice of any of his usual melee weapons, either unarmed, bat'leth, or those twin knife things that I'm afraid I don't remember the name of from First Contact.

Superman is assumed to be the Brandon Routh version.

Have fun!

Worf cheats. Having scanned the Last Son of Krypton well in advance, he replicates a kryptonite bat'leth and changes the light in the arena to that of the red krypton sun, thus making Sups extremely weak and sick. Worf wins.
-Mike

Assuming Worf doesn't cheat?

He gets his ass nailed to the fucking wall.

<Silly>Worf wins because phasers are FTL, and sufficiently advanced enough to count as magic.</Silly> ^_^