STAR WARS IS BETTER BECAUSE......BECAUSE......NANANANABOOBOO

[User1442]

Star wars is the best for the following reasons.

1. Because F!@# YOU, thats why.
2. Carrie Fisher is way hotter than anyone in star trek.....except riker......the things i'd do to her.....
3. Chewbacca would rip off Worfs arms and use them as a damn chewtoy.
4. Old Obi-Wan would totally out shakespeare and out monologue Picard.
5. Tie fighters make a cooler sound than a runabout.
6. DARTH VADER!
7. RANCORS!!
8. Jar Jar Binks.......I mean R2-D2 and C3-PO.......THE PREQUELS DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!!
9. Jabba the Hutt would make an amazing Bean Bag!
10. Star Destroyers are like totally the most amazing cool looking pizza shaped ships EVVVVVVER!

[Praeothmin]

ROTFLMAO...


Even though I don't agree...

Star Trek is waaaayyyyyyyy better than Star Wars because:
1-I would say F!@# YOU, but in ST we are more civilized;
2-7 of 9's and T'Pol's bewbs deny Carrie Fisher's hotness any time;
3-Worf would Mok'Bara Chewie's ass before the big walking carpet could react;
4-THERE ARE FOUR SITHS!
5-Runabouts can at least survive low velocity impacts;
6-Captain Sisko!
7-The Borg, the Hirogen, the Undine, etc...
8-Wesley Crusher... Err, Scotty, who knows the ship like the back of his hands, except for that time in... ST V DOESN'T EXIST!
9-Scotty in ST VII would make an excellent Bean Bag;
10-The E-A is the most amazing pizza cutter shape ever... :)

[2046]

I demand a picture of the Enterprise pizza cutter versus a Pepperoni Star Destroyer, stat.

[User1442]

ROTFLMAO...


Even though I don't agree...

Star Trek is waaaayyyyyyyy better than Star Wars because:
1-I would say F!@# YOU, but in ST we are more civilized;
2-7 of 9's and T'Pol's bewbs deny Carrie Fisher's hotness any time;
3-Worf would Mok'Bara Chewie's ass before the big walking carpet could react;
4-THERE ARE FOUR SITHS!
5-Runabouts can at least survive low velocity impacts;
6-Captain Sisko!
7-The Borg, the Hirogen, the Undine, etc...
8-Wesley Crusher... Err, Scotty, who knows the ship like the back of his hands, except for that time in... ST V DOESN'T EXIST!
9-Scotty in ST VII would make an excellent Bean Bag;
10-The E-A is the most amazing pizza cutter shape ever... :)

1- Thats something i hope they get for episode 7, the prequel's happened in a more "civilized era", so things are alot cleaner, but the original trilogy protray's things as dirty and full of strife, so the next one should be the same.
2. Psssht, the actress who played 7 of 9 divorced her husband for being too kinky, and t'pol was annoying.
3. Klingons hand to hand is potrayed as soooooo lame.
4. Ahem.........goooooood, give into your anger.....STRIKE ME DOWN AND YOUR TRANSFORMATION TO THE DARKSIDE WILL BE COMPLETE!
5. Maybe, but they don't make a PEW PEW sound, and they don't have the accompying Da da da da da music.
6. Sisko......touche.......he's the only captian who doesn't talk his enemies to death.
7. Borg were Badass in first contact, and then they got lame in voyager.......like everything else.
8. Scotty was pretty cool, but he was a drunk. To that i say Han solo.....he knew the millenium falcon like it was his D#@$!
9. Scotty wasn't THAT fat.....and i'd feel uncomfortable lying on a human man.
10. Star trek ships are like croissants not pizza.
11. The new star trek films are pretty much star wars with the trek title!

[Sandyin]

I demand a picture of the Enterprise pizza cutter versus a Pepperoni Star Destroyer, stat.

As requested, via awesome MS Paint skills.

[User1442]

........Well that does it. Star wars loses......lets pack up our things and hyperspace the hell outta here boys!

[2046]

Whoa, I was kidding. Awesome.

However, I have taken your MS Paint awesomeness and made it even more intentionally bad:



(For bigger remove the "-sm")

[Sandyin]

You cannot hope to repel the deliciousness of Pizza the Hutt's personal Star Destroyer.

[Trinoya]

I was all geared up for thread locking... But pizza cutterprise vs star peperstroyer has warmed my cold mod heart.

I now demand more funny pictures!

[Picard]

Pity I don't eat salami...

[Khas]

I was all geared up for thread locking... But pizza cutterprise vs star peperstroyer has warmed my cold mod heart.

I now demand more funny pictures!

By your command.

[Lucky]

Pity I don't eat salami...

Salami tends to be a darker red or maroon color. The lighter red/orange color of the toping means you are most likely looking at a pepperoni pizzadestroyer.

[Lucky]

2. Carrie Fisher is way hotter than anyone in star trek.....except riker......the things i'd do to her.....

I've never heard anyone compare Carrie Fisher's looks to Jonathan Frakes. Should they be insulted because they are being compared to someone of the opposite sex?

3. Chewbacca would rip off Worfs arms and use them as a damn chewtoy.

And Han stated the Falcon would take years to get to Alderaan. You can't trust him to not be a touch creative when telling the truth.

".5 past light speed"

4. Old Obi-Wan would totally out shakespeare and out monologue Picard.

Obi-Won would be too busy making snarky sarcastic remarks.

5. Tie fighters make a cooler sound than a runabout.

While Runabout tend to crash a lot, T.I.E. are known for killing their crew.

6. DARTH VADER!

A whiny quadriplegic who wants his mommy is a plus?

7. RANCORS!!

Tribbles are more dangerous.

8. Jar Jar Binks.......I mean R2-D2 and C3-PO.......THE PREQUELS DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!!

Jar-Jar is actually funny in Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Jar-Jar was just used poorly in Episode 1 which isn't much worse then the OT.

Episode 1 should have been episode 0.

9. Jabba the Hutt would make an amazing Bean Bag!

Quark is the better criminal mastermind. Jabba lives only because no one cares.

10. Star Destroyers are like totally the most amazing cool looking pizza shaped ships EVVVVVVER!

How many pizza shaped spaceships do you know of? I can only think of Star Destroyers and the Wraith Hiveship from Stargate.

[Mr. Oragahn]

I'm hungry now. Glad to know I'm not the only one who can't help seeing a ship in those pizza cutters.

Damn nerd culture.