Pirates versus Ninjas

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:04 pm

This is a joke thread. Yes indeed it is a joke thread...

But seriously; pirates or ninjas?

KILL YOUR PARENTS · Post by **KILL YOUR PARENTS** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:08 pm

Neither Pirates nor Ninjas are a match for Gay Cowboys.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:04 am

Ah, but Pirates are in fact a subvariant of Barbarian Raider, an evolved state with the Thor-worshipping pillagers we all know and love (Vikings) acting as the in-between state. The missing link, so to speak. And you wouldn't argue with a statement that said that Conan or Cohen could strangle any gay (or straight) cowboy with his own entrails, could you?

Kazeite · Post by **Kazeite** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:03 am

It's really simple: when was the last time you've seen a ninja with wenches? :D

Roondar · Post by **Roondar** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:07 am

Kazeite wrote:It's really simple: when was the last time you've seen a ninja with wenches? :D

You clearly did not watch enough anime. There's whole subgenres of the stuff dedicated to showing what ninja's do to girls and vice versa.

That said, my money is on the zombified dragon pirate ninja robots that'll show up.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:49 pm

Bah, zombified dragon pirate ninja robots are no match for the power of what happens when the wizards get involved! :P

Opecoiler · Post by **Opecoiler** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:27 pm

Ninja pirates FTW!

Yes, I know how silly this is.

KILL YOUR PARENTS · Post by **KILL YOUR PARENTS** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:20 pm

Narsil wrote:Ah, but Pirates are in fact a subvariant of Barbarian Raider, an evolved state with the Thor-worshipping pillagers we all know and love (Vikings) acting as the in-between state. The missing link, so to speak. And you wouldn't argue with a statement that said that Conan or Cohen could strangle any gay (or straight) cowboy with his own entrails, could you?

Not after being shot he couldn't.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:23 pm

Cohen the Barbarian is experienced, greatly experienced in not dying. This includes an innate capacity to not be in the firing line when you fire.

Roondar · Post by **Roondar** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:28 pm

Narsil wrote:Cohen the Barbarian is experienced, greatly experienced in not dying. This includes an innate capacity to not be in the firing line when you fire.

He's still no match for the Barbarian from Discworld tho ;)

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:03 am

Roondar wrote:
Narsil wrote:Cohen the Barbarian is experienced, greatly experienced in not dying. This includes an innate capacity to not be in the firing line when you fire.
He's still no match for the Barbarian from Discworld tho ;)

The Barbarian from Discworld is Cohen the Barbarian.

Roondar · Post by **Roondar** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:29 am

Narsil wrote:
Roondar wrote:
Narsil wrote:Cohen the Barbarian is experienced, greatly experienced in not dying. This includes an innate capacity to not be in the firing line when you fire.
He's still no match for the Barbarian from Discworld tho ;)
The Barbarian from Discworld is Cohen the Barbarian.

Whoops, I read Conan instead of Cohen!

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:08 am

Bah! Relatively speaking, the young one's a pussy.