The Rabbit versus the Blood Ravens

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:55 pm

Rightio, this rabbit versus a thousand or so of the Blood Raven Space Marines, armed to the teeth with as much 40k wank as possible.

Cpl Kendall · Post by **Cpl Kendall** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:39 pm

What.The.Fuck?

They don't even need to get close to it. They can just bring in a Whirlwind and shell the furbag.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:02 pm

Woe be to ye who does not heed the Scotsman's warning.

It takes a holy hand grenade and Monty Python comedy to take down a Vorpal Bunny.

Cpl Kendall · Post by **Cpl Kendall** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:37 pm

Narsil wrote:Woe be to ye who does not heed the Scotsman's warning.

It takes a holy hand grenade and Monty Python comedy to take down a Vorpal Bunny.

SM weapons are blessed I believe.

Come on, WH40K is serious business man!

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:00 am

Corporal, I might remind you that Monty Python has a tendency towards being silly...

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:03 am

And in case you're wondering; this is indeed a joke thread. How could it not be a joke thread with Monty Python involved?

Someone needs to remind people now and then to just have a laugh about versus debates rather than treat them like 'serious business'. Seriously, the 40k forces would own the bunny, but what's funniest to imagine happening is the most true in a joke thread.

Praeothmin · Post by **Praeothmin** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:05 am

40K forces would own the Bunny?

Even King Arthur himelf, armed with the most sacred of swords, Excalibur, was beaten away by the Bunny.

I fear you overestimate the 40K force's chances somewhat... :)

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:09 am

Arthur didn't really have ranged weapons, and did take it out with a low-yield hand grenade. However, going by Pythonism, we get a lot of dead Space Marines until Battle Brother Maynard brings up the Holy Hand Grenade which was forged in the heart of the Antioch System's primary star.

Cpl Kendall · Post by **Cpl Kendall** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:13 am

If there was emoticons on this board it might have helped carry the sarcasm of my WH40K "business" point. I was screwing around at that point.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:17 am

It's a problem of this board, which must be rectified. Someone get JMS to enable smilies as soon as possible!

GStone · Post by **GStone** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:50 am

The text that makes them can still be used, like:

:-)
;-P
>:-|
etc.

Edit: Okay, you want a joke thread?

The bunny jumps at the holy hand grenade and kicks it back to the 40K soldiers and it takes them out.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:10 am

But the soldiers will have counted to three!

The Lord hath blessed this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies into tiny bits... in Thy mercy. First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it!

You can't beat canon statements from the Python troupe. The Holy Hand Grenade shall canonically cause a vorpal bunny to be blown to tiny bits in the mercy of the Lord; it shall snuff it.

Gniops · Post by **Gniops** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:34 pm

One of the Blood Ravens psyker combat teams levitates the Bunny in the air, while the tech-marines bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch that they borrowed from the Black Templars.

Bye bye Bunny.

Alternatively the Vorpal Bunny murders all the Blood Ravens, which I personally wouldn't have much of a problem with as long as they take Angelos out as well.

The difficulty comes if this lets a bunch of sleeping Necrons out.